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[elves] We are free and fairly sober With so many toys to build The machines are kind of tricky Probably someone will be killed But we'd gladly work for nothing [Fry] Which is good because we don't intend to pay [all] The elves are back to work today Hooray! [elves] We have just a couple hours To make several billion gifts And the labour isn't easy [Leela] Then you'll all work triple shifts You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed [all] It's back to work on xmas eve [elves] Hooray! [Leela] And though you're cold and sore and ugly SongtexteYour pride will mask the pain [Fry] Let my happy smile warm your hearts [elf] There's a toy lodged in my brain [elves] We are getting awfully tired And we can't work any faster And we're very very sorry [Bender] Why you selfish little bastards Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk? [elves] (Ow, Ow) [Bender] Then shut your yaps and back to work [elves] Now it's very nearly xmas And we've done the best we could [Fry] These toy soldiers are poorly painted [Leela] And they're made from inferior wood [Bender] I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly [Santa] If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye [elves] Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye [Leela] You did the best you could I guess and some of these gorillas are ok [elves] Hooray! [all] The elves are resting xmas day Aus Songtexte Mania