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MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: This could be true MISSY CRISTAL: Uhh, thas right! MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: Really? MISSY CRISTAL: Uhh! MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: Say it twice MISSY CRISTAL (MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU): Got me on the mic, my name is Missy Cristal (Cristal...) If you fuck with me, I'll shoot you with my pistol (Excuse me?) But if you treat me good baby, rub up on that juicy cunt (Oh my goodness) Suckin' on my titties while you slide your cock in my butt (I just might) Ooh baby, I'll take good care of you Keep your dick hard while we rub it down with anal lube (Lube) Ask me who my pimp is, yeah sucka, it's Geppetto (What?!) That crazy fuck smells of Platinum Chanel (That's right!) I keep him in business, 'cause sex sells (It sure does) And I also fucked Pinnochio Pinnochio took his nose in my stinkbox while he licked my butthole (Did she just say stinkbox?) Make sure to keep switchin' it up and flippin' it up My legs are open to suggestion, I'll keep you guessin' (I don't understand that joke) But seeing me loving is a blessin' I see you look at me, standing on the street corner Then you slow your car like a tourist or a foreigner I lean in the window, you aks me if I need a ride Before I know it, we're cruisin' down the south side SongtexteTHE JUDGE: I'll take you home You'll clean my house, do my dishes Got you on your knees and you'll grant me three wishes (Wishes) CRISTAL: 'Cause you got me out the bottle like Christina Aguilera Into the backseat of your color Sierra Ooh, you got me hot daddy, now I'm seein' red THE JUDGE: I'm sucking on your earlobes While you're playing on my dick head CRISTAL: And I'm so wet Feeling like a slip-n-slide THE JUDGE: And you're taking it all Eight, nine, ten inches inside CRISTAL: And I'm sloppy, papi, like whoo! 'Cause I just fucked your cousin twenty minutes ago THE JUDGE: Down to business, I feel my dick explode I aksed you for a cigarette CRISTAL: I say a got a camel toe (Camel whaat?!) THE JUDGE: There's only two things that I want And that's pussy and head (And money!) So call up your sister 'cause I got a king-sized bed (Honey!) That's plenty of room for the fuckin' So soak up that flavor CRISTAL: I keep this pussy smooth with a triple-blade razor THE JUDGE: Now I'm fucking your sister 'Cause you're taking a nap CRISTAL: I was tired from the workout you were giving my ass THE JUDGE: I got her hair in my hands and I'm about to get off. THE JUDGE: Hello? HARLIQUIN: Can I come in for a minute? THE JUDGE: Yes. Yes you can, bitch. THE JUDGE: Now we're fucking the freak neighbor 'Cause she's mad at her husband CRISTAL: I got her eating out my pussy 'cause she's hungry for muffin THE JUDGE: Half an hour later, and everyone's nuttin' It was a filth nasty sandwich, but she ate it all up Licked clean my cock, then we smoked a fat rock Ecstasy pills and we're at it again (What's going on here?) There's only two things I want and that's you and your friends MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: You mean my best friend? Or that one girl I met on the street? Could've been one or either or both. I'm not really sure. I think it's time I--for me to go home. Aus Songtexte Mania