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MISSY CRISTAL: This song's about the time I got arrested. MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU:That one time? MISSY CRISTAL: Mhm MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: Or do you mean that other time? Or... hm. Wait. MISSY CRISTAL (MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU): It all started, I was walking to the hair salon Wearing booty shorts, popped some shoes, had a halter on Car drove past me then real slow pulled to the curb A man stepped out and asked me, "Would you like to bone?" (Geez) I said, "I'm on the rag, but I'll go down real slow" He said, "That'll do," when I got down on my knees, I seen a cop pulled over "I'm charging you with public indecency." (That's pretty indecent shit, yo) The day of my trial I wore a skimpy mini with my butt cheeks hangin' out Lace bra, souture blouse (Tried to persuade the Judge) Then I thought I shoulda worn somethin' tamer, 'til I heard the Judge say, "Ma'am, may I see you in my chambers?" (Gonna clean up his act) The scenario was hot as it started as to unravel (Like a sweater!) I felt my eyes widen as the Judge took out his gavel I was propped up on his desk: "Yeah, right there." He unrobed and grabbed my breast: "Uh huh, that's nice." Before long we were bonin' like skeletons I know he liked the way my boobs jiggled like gelatin (There's always room for Jell-O!) After three hours of what I'd like to call deliberation SongtexteHad the Judge cummin' like trains to the station I knew I got off on the case when the Judge got off on my face (Wipe that shit off!) I didn't think I needed to worry, 'til the Judge said: "That was nice. But now, you have to convince the jury." (All fuckin' like 14 of them!) So there I found myself, back in the courtroom Pussy still sore 'cause the Judge was like a sonic boom I looked at the jury, all twelve angry men and prick But I guess it was the gang bang that really swayed the verdict 'Cause I took them all right there, yeah baby, I was hot You can just imagine the twelve-man mugshot (MULTIPLE ORGASMS) OLD MAN: W-wait up, guys! *splooge* So the moral of the story is: If you get called for jury duty, just go you piece of shit Aus Songtexte Mania