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Oh yeah Now here's a little story - I've gots to tell About three bad brothers - you know so well It started way back in history With Bobby, Dan, Jimmy Kalin, and me - The Big Z. Had a little horsy named Paul Revere Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer Riding across the land - kicking up sand Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand One lonely Beastie I be All by myself - without nobody The sun is beating down on my cowboy hat The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat SongtexteLookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy His name is Dan Wistrom, I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi" He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip He said, "Can I get some?" I said, "You can't get none!" Had a chance to run He pulled out his shotgun He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead He put the gun to my head and this is what he said, "My name is Ala-Dan - I've got a license to kill I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear." We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin You think this story's over but it's ready to begin Help me now.. "Now I got the gun - you got the brew You got two choices of what you can do It's not a tough decision as you can see I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border John Thompson's after me for what I did to his daughter I did it like this - I did it like that Yo, I did it with a whiffleball bat So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun And right about now - it's time to have some fun The King Zachariah - that is my name And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne, where they got champagne, oh yeah, Dan Wistrom take a little solo now." Now we rode for six hours the we hit the spot The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot This dude was staring like he knows who we are We took the empty spot next to him at the bar Now Danny said, "Yippy-Yo, you know this kid?" I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny My name's Jim Kalin and I'm about to get money." Pulled out the banjo - aimed it at the sky He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and let two fly Hands went up and people hit the floor He wasted two kids that ran for the door 'cause he's Jimmy Kalin and he gets respect Your cash and your jewelry is what he expect Now Bobby was with it and he's my ace So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face The piano player's out - the music stopped His boy had beef - and he got Jimmy Kalin grabbed the gold I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold, and a beer that's cold oh yeah, and I drank it so cold and bubbling Aus Songtexte Mania