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Well.. poodle-fucker This goes right, to you, and all of your measuring men.. They say things happen for a reason They say that cocksuckers are bad They say that God has a plan Everybody's fucking lying to me.. They say the rhythm will get me They say that salad ain't sucky They say that ladies never doo-doo Everybody's fucking lying to me.. SongtexteThey say a chicken's never wishin' to commit suicide And that all the bigfoots and swampsquatches have died No way.. (No way, No way, No way, No way) They say, a pizza ain't a funnel I say bullshit to that And I don't believe that lobsters are O.K. with their baths And that secret thing you're doing each and every fuckin' night Will make your hands get super hairy and you'll lose your fuckin' sight No way, No way, No No No way.. When I was a baby Daddy told me somethin' crazy He said 'Son your momma left me and she went and joined the Navy' I said 'Dad, you fuckin' kiddin', he said 'No No pass the gravy' And the gravy I pass.. You.. know how people say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger Well I've seen men nearly killed and that just couldn't be more wronger And the women are supposed to only like the giant donger So the gravy.. I pass, to them.. Creme de la creme la la la la De la creme Creme la creme la la la la De la creme That is me The creme of de de la creme la la la la Creme Creme la la la Aus Songtexte Mania