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Here we go now I'm a villain, I'm a rogue I'll nick your wallet or garden gnome I'm a burglar, I'm a cad An open window, I'm in your home I'll have your tools or kiddies toys And I'm not safe, a joy of joys I'll be the gasman or a toad I'll have your telly or garden hose While I'm scoping, in the dark SongtexteI'll strap your dog, so he won't bark I won't disturb, your only dreams But if you wake up, there's no screams I'll nick anything removable From the QE2 to the toilet paper in the houses of parliament I'll even have the milk off your doorstep Or the skin off a baby seals back 'Cause I'm a real villain (played backwards) I'll steal the paper or the milk Or warn your neighbors or the bill I'm a stealer, I'm a crook Read about me in Mich's book Burglary is a life for me Burglary is a life for me People say that crime don't pay I drink champagne every day And the good lord said thou shall not steal There is only one path and that is the straight and narrow It's a bit too bleeding straight and a bit too narrow for my liking Ok gov It's a fair cop Throw on the bracelets Chink chink oh god I'm nicked I sentence you to six months... Take him away Aus Songtexte Mania