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I bloomin' love Lancashire me I were born here, I were raised here And I thought I were gonna die here That's until work come to me and said We got a new plant down south your gonna have to move down there for work To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO! Well I didn't know what to do for best So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around Get some memories See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee. I kissed my girl By PC World I dropped me crisps Outside WH Smiths They chopped down that tree To build a KFC Good! In this Lancashire Town This Lancashire Town We both held hands Outside Matalan's SongtexteI tucked in me vest Outside the old Nat West I dreamt of Gherkins Outside Dorothy Perkins In this Lancashire Town My Lancashire Town Oh it's all changed since my day I'll tell you that for nowt Used to be Dixons down the road It's now Curry Digi Kill Theres a one way system down by leslies pie shop It's chaos there at three o'clock Can't get through, not for love nor money Used to be all fields at the bottom of my road Well that's still there National Trust has seen to that All the pubs have funny names Like Fashion and Which Not seen a Pig & Albert for years I sighed a sigh Passing MFI I received a text Getting socks from Next I bought Die Hard 3 In the sale at HMV Oh yes In this Lancashire Town A lovely Lancashire town When they knocked down th'Argos I stood and cried But then they built a TK Maxx So that's alreet I ate my onion rings Outside a Burger King In this Lancashire Town What a Lancashire town Well with so many eye-watering beautiful memories How could I move? I were born here I were raised here And I'll be buried here Next to me greyhounds and me whippets at the bottom of the garden I can't do this I wont do it Then I thought about that text that I got off Brian in Next It says it's double money down in Coventry So I had another look round And thought sod the lot of you's Double money I'm off next week Ta-ra Aus Songtexte Mania