Yer Mom

Mormon Fury
A holy prayer in Sunday school To graduate from BYU All the work that you've given Guarantees a place in heaven Work for god with no commission Slave to the cause on a two-year mission Never ever acting mean Never ever drink caffeine Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury Black neckties and shirts of white Door to door ride on your bike Go to church and pay your dues The man up stairs looks after you So glad to live the righteous life With fifteen kids and seven wives And all the morals that I've carried No sex until I'm married Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury So just in case we haven't heard You've been sent to spread the word With pamphlet books of propaganda Guide us through this evil land and SongtexteYou'll be oh so blessed to see the light As long as you are strait and white It's a religious helter skelter So fun to be an elder Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury Brigham Young among divine Waiting for the end of time Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury Aus Songtexte Mania