Yer Mom

I Drink Beer, I Start Shit
Oh when I get a few beers in me I don't act the same Causing problems starting fights that's my claim to fame I'll never be a nice guy I was born to be a grouch If I end up drunk at your party, I'll be the first to get kicked out When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around I drink beer I start shit & nobody wants me around No one on earth can stand me and I'm the one to blame For some reason every single night turns out the same My ego gets so big, my brain gets so small I'm the biggest asshole & I don't care at all When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around I drink beer I start shit & nobody wants me around As friendly to me as can be but that won't be enough When I suck down a cold one I've got to act real tough I never chipped in on your keg I never had money I am the one that you're pissed at when you can't find your CDs & it's male, ego, pride, bullshit when I flex my chest Testosterone starts pumping when there's girls to impress & when my insecurities flare up, they shoot right through my head Give me a dirty look & motherfucker you'll be dead When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around Aus Songtexte Mania