Wooden Soldiers

Internet Girlfriend
This song goes out to Carissa, Lindsay, Jackie, Andrea, Adrianna, and all the other fuckin' screen names that've come and gone but left their mark on my life! Go! I still remember I was such a loser Not a guy with a girl No one to love in the world I didn't have a girlfriend And feelin' so sad So I turned on my computer Signed online then I met her I talked to her in an I M And she said "I love you man" And she told me I was grand And she's my internet girlfriend Chorus: It never felt so good to feel a keyboard Especially those lonely nights When all I had to do is get online And then I'd feel alright So when I'd ever feel real down And needed something out there just to mend SongtexteAll of my feeling inside I had my internet girlfriend I didn't have a meaning Not one in my life Then I got myself the internet Nerd by day, cool by night So when I signed on And you were on my buddy list We would send smileys And oh man I was lovin' this And when I felt that infatuation And I had to get laid All I needed was some cyber sex And then everything was ok! Chorus I never thought my life was great . . . I always had these hurting feelings But I would always feel so much better When you would E-Mail me! Chorus You are my internet girlfriend! I'll never need a real girlfriend. 'Cause you'ree my internet girlfriend Aus Songtexte Mania