Vandals (The)

Vibrator Song
You're built like R2D2 and you smell like mr. ed I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head When i play nintendo, in mortal kombat 2 I punch kitana in the face and i pretend it's you I know you hate punk music and even though you say You listen to it every day i wish you'd go away Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy Cause never would i fuck you except if i was dead Cause then i couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too I know you hate punk music and even though you say You listen to it every day go the fuck away Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy That big ol' space between your teeth is worse than letterman's But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in But sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day So listen to me when i tell you go the fuck away Aus Songtexte Mania