Uncle Jim

Tape
Tape doesn't make the flowers grow Tape doesn't even say hello Tape, it's really good at stickin' around Tape'll fix a boo boo on your face Tapes been all the way to outer space Nothing takes the place of good old tape Tape doesn't taste like chocolate milk Or sound like Cha-goochie-goochie-goochie-bilk Tape it¹s the greatest thing since bread Tape sticks to everything Like peanut butter and chicken wings But thank goodness that you've got some good old tape I got a piece of tape stuck to my nose It wrapped around my eyes around my ears and even my toes I fell into the closet, it stuck to my clothes, My mom called me up for breakfast now it's all over my cheerio's Tape wrapped around my baseball bat I even taped the tail of an alley cat I don't think he liked my tape one bit I haven't used tape for fishing yet You can't catch a fish when you're tape's all wet So I'll draw a fish and tape it on the fridge Tape it's the greatest thing since bread Nothing takes the place of good old tape Aus Songtexte Mania