Torpid Stumps (The)

Foreign Hand
To start you put the wide end on the right side of your neck You let it hang a foot below the narrow one, oh heck Then cross the wide end over the narrow end and then back Go round again, with wide in front of narrow, leave some slack There's something about our ties, they look good. You wear them to look the way that you should. They help you conform with the corporate US And get rid of the nonconformist excess. Now you pass the wider end up through the goddamn loop You hold the front of the knot loose and now man get the scoop You pass the wide end straight down through the front of that there knot You grasp the thin end, tighten up, you nailed it on the dot There's something about our ties, they look good. You wear them to look the way that you should. They help you conform with the corporate US And get rid of the nonconformist excess. Solo There's something about our ties, they look good. You wear them to look the way that you should. They help you conform with the corporate US And get rid of the nonconformist excess. THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND!!!! Aus Songtexte Mania