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I might have called my kid Jarrod, but I never called him Wayne I might've gone to the casino, but I'll never go again I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum I might do cocaine, but heroin's just dumb I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows I might watch A Current Affair, but Frontline also. I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic I might like porno's, but Baywatch is fucking sick I might burn some hippie oils, but I didn't go to Comfest I might be a smartarse D.J., but at least I'm not on at breakfast I might like Tarantino, but sometime's you've got to wonder I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number? I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fuckingcunt. I might try to rip off Prodigy, but at least I don't look like Keith; I might sell some cocaine, but at least I'm with the police I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun; I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one. We wrote that footy theme song, and - there ain't no good excuse: We might be shoddy as the Spice Girls, but at least we admit the truth. I might agree with Jesus, but I got no religious belief; At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat. Aus Songtexte Mania