Stephen Lynch

Mixer At Delta Chi
It's college time again September's almost here Hangin' with freshman girls Frat parties kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting Mixer at Delta Chi We take some Oxicotin Dave Matthews gettin' high And then as I undress her And start my stimulus She says but wait Professor This wasn't on the syllabus I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor A tenured titty caresser I'm a bad, bad man Tutor her at my apartment Turns into a slow dance Hey baby, what's your minor? Got you major in my pants I love her student body SongtexteShe wants a better grade I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid Hope you boned up for your midterms If you want I can help you cram Don't give a shit about the essay test So let's skip it and get to the oral exam I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad bad man Aus Songtexte Mania