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Lord of the Rings I don't understand a thing Can you explain the plot to me Jackson assumes That everyone in this room Knows all of the back-story I'm in the theater with my friends Having popcorn and a Coke Giving courtesy laughs about this film But I don't get their jokes I don't know who this Bilbo is Or how he got that ring I missed a real important part When I left to take a pee I've been lost for at least five hours And the end is not in sight So I'm reading The Hobbit I'm reading The Hobbit Tonight So I logged on To Amazon.com They shipped it to me fast that week I read spellbound SongtexteAbout a hole in the ground Where there lived this little circus freak I don't want to be the one Who's never read this book But right now I cannot tell A Baggins from a Took I don't know who this Gollum is Or why he loves bling bling Can someone buy him a pair of drawers To cover his G-string And who the heck is Precious This dude just don't seem right So I'm reading The Hobbit I'm reading The Hobbit Tonight I'll stay up all night long But man this book seems long I'm slammin' Mountain Dew Now I made it to Chapter Two I don't know who this Gandolf is Or why he doesn't use a wand I'm confused by all these dumb subplots And I'm not even blonde I don't know why he starts off Grey But then he dies and he turns White So I'm reading The Hobbit Who the heck is Samwise And why'd he change his name He used to be Rudy When he played for Notre Dame And why did Frodo just kiss Sam That just don't seem right So I'm reading The Hobbit I'm reading The Hobbit I'm reading The Hobbit Tonight Aus Songtexte Mania