South Park

Lonely Jew (by Kyle)
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph Cos there's something wrong with me My people don't believe in Jesus Christ to divinity I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew, on Christmas Hanukkah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher Lock Cheese Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Who Hack Do Ga Geesh And what the Fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles? Tell me please I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew I'd be Merry But I'm Hebrew On Christmas Aus Songtexte Mania