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Hello my name is Phil Bluetelle--that's blue for my blue collar. I work all day and slave away to earn my daily dollar. I know some day I'm going to cash in all the paychecks I have earned and take off on my motorbike never to return. And once I had a ranger girl, but yesterday I split with her. So now I pass the endless hours reading scary literature. If you need facts regarding redwood, I'm the ranger who'll inform. I look so handsome in my boots and green and khaki uniform. Punch in, punch out: Working hard, I ain't never gonna stop. Punch in, punch out: Someday I'm gonna snap, crackle, pop! He kicked the ground, he always frowned, you'd never see him grinning. He spent his time a-skinning squirrels and drawing naked women. I often heard--you hear him cry--Phil saying, "Woe is me." He got so bored he soon resorted to surreal poetry. Then one night he went rabid eating muffins from Costco. He went butt-wild and killed a child with a state-issued crossbow. The stress of working for the man was just too much for Phil. He ran off in the forest and our gherkins turned to dill Aus Songtexte Mania