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Listen my children and you will hear You can shed weight and still drink beer Oh how? Oh won't you tell us? It's better with a friend but you can do it alone Just slapp a happy platter on the gramaphone Stroke the air like you're buttering toast Shake you yomma yamma like you're humping a ghost. We caress the air like we're buttering toast Shake our yomma yammas like we're humping a ghost. Now after tick tock twenty-two seconds of that You're already many less calories fat After tick tock twenty-two seconds of that We're already many less calories fat -And that's a fact. Trim you We're gonna tone you We're gonna slim you We're gonna hone you down SongtexteYou don't notice 'cos you're having a gas But as your body's working it diminishes in mass Eat light - that's right You can see the fat evaporate into the night We can see the fat evaporate into the night Some go slimming in swimming pools And some stay slim in slums The guys don't wanna be called tubbetts Nor the girls called thunderbuns Stretch - 2 - 3 - 4 Bend - 2 - 3 - 4 Take a deep breath And touch your toes Twist - 2 - 3 - 4 Reach - 2 - 3 - 4 Excercise to the radio Now let's turn the clock way back When it did not matter if you were fat They'd glut on butter, they didn't eat marge They bought their clothing extra-large. For them of course it's now too late Let's bring the clock back up to date. Oh how? Oh won't you tell us? It's better with a friend but you can do it alone Just slapp a happy platter on the gramaphone Stroke the air like you're buttering toast Shake you yomma yamma like you're humping a ghost. We caress the air like we're buttering toast Shake our yomma yammas like we're humping a ghost. We're gonna skin you We're gonna bone you We're gonna slim you We're gonna hone you down Everybody's slimmin' Even men and women! How did Franz Kafka keep so thin? He ate himself from within! Everybody's slimmin' Your end is your beginning Everybody's slimmin' Even men and women! How did Franz Kafka keep so thin? He ate himself from within! Everybody's slimmin'... Aus Songtexte Mania