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walk up in the joint, the place is hoppin' time to get on point, i'm goin' shoppin' check my sword at the booth and get a ticket immediately i spot a hottie, hope she wanna kick it can't believe this girl is just chillin' there alone good thing i went all out tonight, don't usually wear cologne she look the type of girl i'd wanna take out like a loan shouldn't be too hard, like a piece of mica stone walk over to her in my super smooth stride take my place by the side of my new future bride flashed a big smile and i asked her what's good she said "don't push your luck like you knockin' on wood" i understood, as her man came back and took her arm i was rattled like a man-made shack in a storm screw it, she wasn't that bangin' anyhow she wish that she could get it on with me, fat cow after all, there's this cutie by the wall showin' off her stems like tall trees in the fall can't recall a doll who looked so good in a shawl forget the small talk i offer her alcohol after a few drinks, i tried to peek in her kimono she slapped me in the face and said that's a big no no she said the last samurai she dated was kinda cocky i just smiled and nodded as she got sedated off the saki things was goin' well, i spit game to satisfaction Songtextei could tell tonight, i would get the baddest action this girl just couldn't get enough of my mojo so then i offered to take her back to my dojo just then, this samurai had to meddle came in and told my girl she didn't have to settle i thought to myself, "man, this kid's got some dumplings" didn't matter though, he was askin' for a crumpling as we walked past, i gave my man a light shove he reacted fast, hit me with his right glove bouncer jumped right in, asked, "what's the trouble here? don't make me get involved," he said, "that's a double dare" i told him there's no problem, everything is hunky dory all that's gotta happen is for this drunk to say he sorry the samurai snickered and he called me a fool chugged his liquor and then challenged me to a duel what the blood clot, who does that in a club spot? disrespectin', steppin' outta line like a subplot tryin' to steal my girl like a pressing ass-shopper guess i'ma have to teach you a lesson, grasshopper you really should just leave now, if you think you're gonna cuz, kid, you don't wanna have a talk with my kitana ain't it a beauty, been a real good friend following the trend, it'll send you to your end and that's when my enemy pulled out his keen edge looked pretty impressive, it would clip a mean hedge but he couldn't keep a stance that would save his drunken stupor yet he said to me, "let's dance," i responded to him, "super" i launched right away into a favorite technique he barely dodged it, missed his neck by a squeak he countered my attack with a textbook move i eluded that and wondered how his next would prove caught him unprepared, and i jumped in the air with my next strike, this kid wouldn't have a prayer but to my despair, he suddenly became aware he escaped the affair, all i cut was his hair he answered right back with a weak sneak attack i voiced my critique by tellin' him he was whack but to be honest, though his style was wild and wreckless he always crossed my sword, like he was crossing off a checklist he fought well, he just had too much booze on any other day he wouldn't be guaranteed to lose after more abuse, he finally spewed on his shoes then he stumbled to the ground so he could choose to take a snooze put my sword in its sheath and bowed in respect went back to my girl, put my arm around her neck and as we walked down the street away from vigorous applause i wondered if i'd ever get to fight for a bigger cause Aus Songtexte Mania