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my dick is so fucking big it's massive and it's in my pants it's in my shorts it's in my jeans it's in my miniskirt (miniskirt?) and that's what this track is about, it's about our dicks, so let's spill it my dick is so big it will cut you in half i use it to wash my back in the bath lather, rinse, repeat, bitches know i'm packin heat hot like tamales, it's a very tasty treat i got an extra pocket sewn into my pants this massive member was getting massive cramps and it's in my pants it's in my pants, and it's aching for you it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo everytime i have sex it's like a title bout and bitch, you're about to get knocked the fuck out 10 seconds is up, and you're out for the count my dick is like a surgeon, and it's urging for some virgin i'm gonna fuck your crew, i'm gonna fuck the world then i'm gonna fuck you till your pubes ain't curled. slimfast... i got a billion inch kelbasa and it wants to fill you full of salsa why don't you take a taste of my baby's arm better be careful, i've got a tooth alarm and this shit's going off Songtextering ding a dee ring ding ding you better be good, because i could tear you apart with my 9 wood no, i'm not talkin bout golf. i'm talkin about my dick and how motherfucking big it is it's like a golf club, longwise. this shit is full of size. it's in my pants, and it's aching for you it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo bitches wanna know how heavy p got his name so i just spit this little rhyme. my dick is so large, i leave it on an ocean barge my dick is like a surgeon, so precise you don't want to entice my erection, it's like perfection it reminds whales of a doctor dissection (what the fuck?!) i'll spit a wad so big, it'll fill a pit that anyone can dig let's do a dance, they can see my motherfucking dick in france and it's right in my pants it's in my pants, and it's aching for you it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo just jokin, they can see it in china my dick is so big that it won't fit in a vagina it's got a huge fucking mass, only rivalled by my brother slim fast to keep it erect i need a cast my dick is so big it's bigger than a cow my dick is so big we're in it right now the bitches want my load, it's ready to explode i'll blow it on you, and your tummy and i'm gonna laugh, bitch. that shit's funny. now the bitches know he, who they call heavy p now they know not to fuck with me unless they want to get split in half by my big fucking penis it's in my pants, and it's aching for you it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo it's in my pants, and it's aching for you it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo let me tell you a story... it's not really a story, it's a tale tell all your friends about our dicks so that we can get a lot more sexual experience (not that we need anymore, because our dicks are so big that we have sex all the time, even though we don't know it) like in the bath, and in the shower, and in the hottub, and in the pool. lots of places in water, especially, because we like to have sex in water Aus Songtexte Mania