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The greatest practical joke Played on the common folk Is God! You want some mannegut? The worst political prank Played by the vile and rank Is Christ! Mohammed Buddah, Bishnou Jokes of Smith and all his angels To keep the poor in check The business offers daily masses And threatens Hell and heck! Look at the world You think there's a God? There isn't a God! Not when you got all those criminal types Like Henry Kissinger sneaking around And pedaling nukes! Look at the world! If there's a God You'd think he'd do something To stop all the war And the crime and the crap And he'd punish those son of a bitches SongtexteWho write all those stupid new TV shows! Look at the world! There can't be a God Not when you got those crazy nuns Like Mother Theresa Who don't give those Indians rubbers And so they have babies and babies And everyone's crowded And hungry and starving... Of course, if Indian food was all I had to eat... I wouldn't eat! There's lots of blood you can spill You got the right to kill for God Eat up this warm lasagna! You'll earn your saintly reward Aiming your missiles toward The heathen who do not believe in All the crap that you believe in! You were always a gullible dope You keep playing dumb and baby, you'll be the Pope! So mange a feast before you fall For the greatest practical joke Of all! Aus Songtexte Mania