Rick Moranis

Five-Star Motels
I was datin' some girl from Dayton When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise I did some yoga in Saratoga Wound up with lumbago from San Diego It got a little clammy one night in Miami Made me wish again to be back in Michigan Got too cute that time in Butte Finally hit my quota in Sarasota I wanna stop all this frequent flying Stay clear of those friendly skies Too tired of all this trying I need a map to keep track of my lies No more rental cars And mini-bars Macadamia jars And five-star motels Had a folly one night in Raleigh Man it was scenic, on down in Phoenix I went bonkers in Yonkers But it was costin' too much in Boston I wanna shredder this rail pass Gotta get back on the right side of the track SongtexteI wanna switch directions fast It's just easier to stick to the facts No more don't tells And won't tells I'm done with These five-star motels. I'm gonna pull the wheels off of this wheel estate Park it on a pretty piece of land Find a hometown girl that I can show the world And tell the boys that I'm leaving the band I kept a stash Of petty cash For a wedding bash At the finest hotel We were playin' some bars one night on Mars When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo I started to swoon, orbiting her moon If I lived on Jupiter, I couldn't have been stupider. I can't blame you for what you see You are light years ahead of me I messed around with re-entry We're just not from the same galaxy It's just the way I am Sorry ma'am But I'll be damned to Five-star.... I won't tell If you don't tell It's just as well In five-star... There's no hope It's the way I cope I stole the soap From the five-star motel. Aus Songtexte Mania