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Yoda I learned from you Everything you taught me I still use Stopped being abused Yoda I wanna know Is there some way I can Kill them all And make them fall You're very short aren't you? You always know what to do I wish I could be like you But I can't shrink to three-foot-two If I could just say something It'd be how much that I owe you Your ears are very pointy Look like they're there With super glue My father said to me "Come Luke, it's your destiny" But I know where my side lies With the guy who likes to eat flies Ben Kenobi's dead and gone SongtexteAnd I'm forced to move on He taught me about the killing blow Wasn't he on the Muppet Show? Yoda I learned from you You taught me how to kick Stormtrooper ass Your test I passed Yoda You're very old Chewie wants to know If you've got rabies And genital mould You're very short aren't you? You always know what to do I wish I could be like you But I can't shrink to three-foot-two If I could just say something It'd be how much that I owe you Your ears are very pointy Look like they're there With super glue My father said to me "Come Luke, it's your destiny" But I know where my side lies With the guy who likes to eat flies Ben Kenobi's dead and gone And I'm forced to move on He taught me about the killing blow Wasn't he on the Muppet Show? He taught me how to use the Force (Yoda trained me) He taught me what it means to be (A Jedi trainee) If he were to die by Return of the Jedi I'd have to do this shit alone My father said to me "Come Luke, it's your destiny" But I know where my side lies With the guy who likes to eat flies Ben Kenobi's dead and gone And I'm forced to move on He taught me about the killing blow Wasn't he on the Muppet Show? The Muppet Show The Muppet Show The Muppet Show Wasn't he on the Muppet Show? The Muppet Show The Muppet Show The Muppet Show Wasn't he on the Muppet Show? Aus Songtexte Mania