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I've been sitting here for days Didn't bother to get up If I had to take a shit I would just take it in a cup And when I ran out of cups I'd let it build up in my pants And no matter how awful it was, I'd still have time for romance With my hands Cuz my underwear is stained And I've got just half a brain And if you didn't have a restraining order on me I wouldn't be insane But I think of you When I take a shit And I think of you When I'm whacking off So you can easily assume When I'm lying in my room Not cleaning up my stool I'm think of you I'd like to walk you home But I would feel too strange I'd be up and moving around And that's just not the way SongtexteThat I wanna see myself As a modern extrovert No matter how much I went out, I would feel the hurt Of the dirt Cuz my underwear is stained And I've got just half a brain And if you didn't have a grudge against me I wouldn't be insane But I think of you When I'm sitting alone And I think of you When I'm ready to bone... My pillow Oh, where could you be? Tell me you're at home thinking of me While you're banging the cable guy I hope you say my name Cuz I would do the same In fact, when the cable guy was here last week I took off my pants and let him plow my seat Then he had a smoke And asked me for a light My shit caught on fire And he expired And I was homeless for a night And I still think of you While I sit here in my feces And I still think of you As I finger all the inners Of my asshole Dammit, I hope you think of me too Aus Songtexte Mania