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Well I couldn't be a cool guy even if I tried to Walk the walk but I'd stumble and I'd fall Said I couldn't be a cool guy even if I wanted to Because I have no reputation at all Taking into consideration All of the above mentioned The basic qualities I lack to prove the often stated fact That I could never be a cool guy Well I couldn't get a girlfriend Even if I tried to Anatomically I'm a zero out of ten Said I couldn't get a girlfriend even if I wanted to SongtexteThe girls won't touch me because they don't know where I've been Noting my rather lengthy history Of all those girls who never kissed me These faults support the thesis of the reason I receive no love I could never get a girl friend And I couldn't pass drivers-ed Dana-nana-nana And I didn't know the green light was red Dana-nana-nana And sometimes I repeat my self Dana-nana-nana And sometimes I repeat my self Dana-nana-nana I can't write with my writing hand Dana-nana-nana And I could never start a ska band WHAT! Well I couldn't leave my parents house even if I wanted to My repugnant job couldn't carry my own weight Said I couldn't leave my parents house even if I tried to The debts I owe at an unhealthy rate Looking back on all the state facts now I've pointed out all the exacts how My life depends on everyone I'll always be their closest son 'cause I could never leave my parents house Aus Songtexte Mania