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Twisted Christmas Carols Get a job you bum bum bum bum Money don't grow on trees you bum bum bum bum Silent farts Deadly farts All was calm Not for long Oh come all ye little foreigners Come and get them green cards And learn some damn English SongtexteAnd then how to drive I wish my mother-in-law would get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law would get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law would get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to hear her.. bitch Blue balls Blue balls It's dollar night at the titty club See them dance on my pants Soon it will be bathroom time You better watch out I think she's a guy I ain't quite sure But something ain't right Janet Reno's coming to town Donny the retard Had an eight pount water head He was five foot three And he said to me "My name's Donny!" The first queer Santa Claus Wore red leather chaps And a pair of white shorty-shorts That had a hole in the back I pissed my pants The toilet was just too far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in But my bladder jsut gave in And I pissed right through my drawers Right through my wrangler drawers I pissed, I pissed my wrangler drawers Aus Songtexte Mania