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I'd pay a visit almost every day to our little local hotel And quite often â??'d drink â??til I fell to me knees And I'd dribble me sins to meself But a wowser convinced me, me life would be richer If I could just give up the booze I gave in to temptation T'was money and greed And the thought of sweet fuck-all to lose I went spirallin' downward from that moment on I shunned friends I'd known all me life I fell in with the wowsers and-please, God forgive me- I even played Bingo one night! Unashamed, unrepentant, me life was so empty Each mornin' me whole body shook Like the devil inside me was kickin' me kidneys Aww, fuck I was crook! But I'm a born again piss tank â??cause I've seen the light Of a big neon sigh that spells â??Pubâ? Me prayers have been answered, me cup runneth over As if someone heard from above Now it feels like and angel's just pissed on me tonsils Or that horny young barmaid herself Me life's been made different, I'm a born again piss tank And the wowsers can all go to hell Songtexte Tormented, demented and right off me rocker And fuckin' near right round the twist A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic A few shillin's short of a quid I just dribbled and giggled and stared at the fridge Rockin' backwards and forwards all day â??Til finally snapped and I king-hit the missus Two demons come took me away But I'm a born again piss tank â??cause I've seen the light Of a big neon sigh that spells â??Pubâ? Me prayers have been answered, me cup runneth over As if someone heard from above Now it feels like and angel's just pissed on me tonsils Or that horny young barmaid herself Me life's been made different, I'm a born again piss tank And the wowsers can all go to hell Now that's all behind me, that part of me life It's as if I've emerged from the smog Now I'm full of the spirit that I cast aside I'm all right now-praise be to Grog! â??Cause I'm back from the depths and I'm back with me mates And I'm pleased to say even back with the wife And God when I think of how I lived through that hell here on earth-\ Worst two funkin' days of me life! But I'm a born again piss tank â??cause I've seen the light Of a big neon sigh that spells â??Pubâ? Me prayers have been answered, me cup runneth over As if someone heard from above Now it feels like and angel's just pissed on me tonsils Or that horny young barmaid herself Me life's been made different, I'm a born again piss tank And the wowsers can all go to hell x2 I've been saved! I've been saved! Have-a-lager, I've been saved! I feel a Fourex comin' on! Or a Tooheys! Thank Got for NT Draght! Or Fosters! Or an Emu Export! Or a Swan Lager! Or a Coopers! Praise be to Grog! For Carlton! I've seen the light- But you can stick the light up your arse! Aus Songtexte Mania