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This is a story A story of a man A man called Pablo An innocent goat herder Living of the coast of Costa Rica. Tending his goats outside He heard the sound of munching A munching of mulberries. He looked up to see. What looked like A giant hairless, chiwawah With an overbite. (rest) Chorus: El Chupacabra! El Chupacabra! You ate my goats, you killed my wife You stole my life, You stole my life. The mangy coyote gazed At Pablo with its giant black eyes Like a stale burrito, rotting under a bed And then scurried into the forest. Songtexte Now Pablo didn't Believe his mind, So he ran inside to tell his loving wife, Juanita. Ethan: â??What you talking about you crazy chalupa? Go wash up for supper! Damn..â? Luke: She said. But then that night the blood sucking demon crept into their room and stole Juanita away. (Chorus) Pablo didn't know what to do All he had left were his goats and he being a scholar of urban legends Knew that El Chupacabras favorite meal Was goat blood. So he set a trap As he lay awake in his bed Listening for the cry of his enemy He realized that he hadn't heard a goat bleat in a long time. He looked out his window to find Every one of his goats lying dead. (Chorus) He ran outside weeping There was nothing left for him So he decided to get revenge. Into the forest he stumbled Not knowing where to go But he swore he would Kill El Chupacabra if it was the last thing he ever did. Suddenly he heard a yell It was Juanita, his long-lost wife He followed the sound until it stopped... Juanita was no where to be found but Pablo Could hear something breathing. It was- (Chorus) He turned around to see his horrible Enemy charging at him With is fangs outstretched ready to stab his flesh. Pablo fainted never To wake up again This is why, when dealing With El Chupacabra You never seek revenge. (Chorus) El Chupacabra! El Chupacabra! (Outro) Aus Songtexte Mania