Johnny Rebel

If I Could Be A Nigger For A Day
Hello, I'm Johnny Rebel. For a long time we've listened to these niggers pitch a fit, 'bout their hard times, and civil rights. Well, ain't that the pits? So I think I'll take me an imaginary trip, and try to be a nigger for a day. If I could be a nigger for a day I could live my life the free and easy way I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay If I could be a nigger for a day Now for one whole day, a nigger I could be The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin' for me If I could be a nigger for a day Now I wouldn't wanna work, 'cause I wouldn't have to Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do If I could be a nigger for a day Oh if I could be a nigger for a day I could live my life the free and easy way I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay If I could be a nigger for a day Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere If I could be a nigger for a day Songtexte Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job If I could be a nigger for a day Oh if I could be a nigger for a day I could live my life the free and easy way I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay If I could be a nigger for a day And when I'd need somethin' I'd steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I'd deny it And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come and start a riot If I could be a nigger for a day But I can't be a nigger, and I don't really have to be 'Cause coon, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me So I don't wanna be a nigger for a day I don't wanna be a nigger for a day I don't wanna live the free and easy way I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay 'Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day No, I'll never be a nigger for a day Aus Songtexte Mania