Jed Whitey

We Used Your Record As A Beer Coaster
Your record could have been OK If I hit eject instead of hitting play You're record's really at it's best When it gives my beer a convenient place to rest Your lyrics suck and you suck And hat's what's wrong You fuckin hippy Get your head out of that bong It's just a waste of plastic and a place for putting drinks We used your record as a beer coaster Record as a beer coaster Your record could have been OK If you found a drummer who could play Your record could have been alright But every single fuckin song sounds like "Rock and Roll All Night" Your bassist sucks Your guitar's not loud enough Tell your singer fuck his big mouth The dartboard is where you should have stayed We used your record as a beer coaster Record as a beer coaster Aus Songtexte Mania