Jabberjaw

When Animals Attack
Walking down the street when I look over only to see that I am surrounded I fall over as they start attacking me help! they're hurting me! I'm being pounded my face starts bleeding as I get punched in it I can't feel my leg I think it's broken if this keeps happening I just might die yeah, it's true, I might end up croaking the mooses! the mooses! they're lapping up my juices I can't believe this is happening the antlers! the hoofses! they're caving in my toothses I can't believe this is happening I look down the street screaming for help the screams are an utter waste of time a moose headbutts me in my temple and thinks, "this juicy human will be mine!" I think about it and start to giggle "I can't believe this," is all I think suddenly one thought comes to my dying mind "man, this sucks. I must be junxed." Aus Songtexte Mania