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Santa Claus, suck my balls Drunk as hell, ringing bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid I'm a get stupid Hahaha...uhh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin' my sac like gimme gimme I know that's he's coming, he's coming, he must Lookin up nothing but rust, dust Turned on my TV the very next day I see you getting paid, leading the parade I'm that sniper on the building Listen to my 9 go click Santa's a fat bitch! Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fucker) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year, I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Oooh, my undertaker) I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth Yeah, I got something to say about Saint Nick Fuck that hoe He never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cupboard So I'll be quick, quick and brief All I need for christmas is my two front teeth I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth SongtexteI need a few new ones could ya help me out? Should of known I get the short end of the stick No kind of gift, I didn't get shit Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it It's all because Santa was a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (He's gonna fuck you and then your mom) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year, I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Big red bitch, you're gonna die) I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth Ho Ho Ho Don't go that way, Rudolph That's the ghetto Those boys and girls don't deserve anything Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where ya been? I see ya got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friends But Rudolph he don't bring the sleigh my way Nothing but coal and dirt for little J I guess ya couldn't fit down my chimney shaft You need to lose some of that fat ass, uhh All the little rich boys, they get paid Counting their toys and ducats they made Me, I got a little half little chunk of dog shit I'm a kill that fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Too much McDonalds) Another year and I ain't get shit (Mrs. Claus eat my balls) If I hear him land on my roof (Fat dead bitch in a big red coat) I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth Twas the night before Christmas and everything's wack Not a creature stirring but a fucking rat I ain't hearing Jingle Bells I ain't hearing nothing Ain't smelling no turkey Sure as hell ain't no stuffing All night I prayed, wished and prayed This fat motherfucker would swing my way And drop of soldiers and rubber balls But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Yep, yep, I knew it The shaft again, and again, and again, and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit House, and be no sign of the fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year, I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (If I hear him land on my roof) I'm gonna bust your ass in the tooth Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Woohoohoohoohoo) I'm a bust your ass in the tooth He got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile A bright red hat you can see for a mile A bag full of goodies and a great big grin Here comes Santa Claus again Aus Songtexte Mania