Half Man Half Biscuit

Restless Legs
Here she lies in a fleecy gown By my side in the eiderdown But she can't get a ticket to Morning Town Cause I've got restless legs ? Slumber still won't visit me So long as you stay next to me For I have restless legs Milky drink and Sudafed "That should sort you out" she said As I kicked myself clean out of the bed And raised my restless legs Call me a puppet. Cures I've sought All in all they've come to naught I wish it was some astronaut Who had these restless legs 4:06 and I'm wide awake Got an uncontrollable urge to take A 5-mile hike around the ? lake And stretch these restless legs No sympathy from Uncle Greg SongtexteNor indeed from Auntie Meg Well Thank God I'm not Jake the Peg With an extra restless leg So come the day when I don't exist And worms are flying through the graveyard mist Don't go calling the excorcist It's just my restless legs It's just my restless legs It's just my restless legs Aus Songtexte Mania