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[teacher] The parts of a flower are so constructed That very very often the wind will cause pollenation If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering Creature can create the same situation Yes, anything that gets The pollon to the pistil Is right on the list I'll try to make it crystal clear A flower's insatiable passion turns it's life into a circus of debauchery Now you see just how the stamen Gets it's lusty dust onto the stigma And why this frantic chlorophyllus Orgy starts in spring is no enigma We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? [girls] A photo-periodic reaction! [teacher] Oh, that's good! That's very good! [Johnny] Hey I'm lost! Where are we? [girl] Chapter Two! [Goose] Page five. Songtexte [all] Reproduction! Reproduction! [girl] Put your pollen tube to work! [all] Reproduction! Reproduction! [girl] Make my stamen to berzerk! [all] Reproduction! [girl] I don't think they even know what a pistil is! [Johnny] I got your pistil right here. [Goose] Where does the pollen go? [teacher] In this chapter, in an abstract way the same thing applies To the reproductive organs of a more complex life form But now we are dealing with sexual response Are there any questions before we begin reading? [guy] Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch Could, like, get this guy all hot and she never even knew it? [another guy] When a warm blooded mammal in a tight little sweater Starts pulling that stuff, she's saying that she wants to do it? [some other guy] Can't prove it by me! Cuz they change their tune when you get 'em in the backseat [guy] With his heart beatin' fast [girls] They make it sound like a track meet! Gross! [guys] Yeah, then all they can do is say, "No no no no no no no no no!" [all] Reproduction! Reproduction! [girls imitating guys] Baby, give it to me now! [all] Reproduction! Reproduction! [boys imitating girls] Is that all you think about? [all] Reproduction! [girls imitating guys] Come on, baby, show me that you really love me so! [nerd] Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up! [Goose] Where does the pollen go? [teacher] The human is the only being capable of concioussly Controlling its number of offspring Are there any comments on this? [Paulette] Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all Carry some protection with them for sexual occassions? [Johnny] What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book Where she adds up the dates of her uh, whadya call it, mentalstration? [girl] Oh, thats really neat! [another girl] Yeah, what if a guy says the numbers don't add up, huh? [girls] Yeah, yeah, yeah! [all] Reproduction! Reproduction! [girl] Hope he's proud of what he's done! [all] Reproduction! Reproduction! [guy] He was only poking fun! [all] Reproduction! [Louis] See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe. Reproduction! Reproduction! Reproduction! Reproduction! Reproduction! Reproduction! Reproduction! [Goose] Where does the pollen go? Aus Songtexte Mania