D-A-D

10 Knots
My kitchen floor started crackin' And out jumped a man Big, red & horny I was shakin' the devil's hand You got a hell of a reputation And thats the name of my game And Ive been diggin' all night Coz I heard your name Got a mean main reason have no fear But first we'll play some poker And have a warm beer Lets play a little poker And have a nize hot beer I will smash your windows n burn your mail I tied 10 knots on the devils tail I can eat a horse even chew a nail I tied 10knots on the devils tail D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail Coz I tied 10 knots on the devils tail Hes the toughest man & he cant fail But I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil I sat down to the table With the man that I once feared He was drinkin hummin drinkin SongtexteAnd ascratchin' his beard So we drank for about a fortnight It seemed like some stupid test Still I was sittin upright Doing the things that I do best But the poor devil looked a mess I will smash your windows... He was red He seemed kinda pale Then I tied 10 knots on the devils tail I dumped him in his hole Heard the echoes of his scream Hey boyscout from below Now tell me who's mean! I won't smash your windows... I'm so rough I spent summer in jail 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tail I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale But I tied 10 knots on the devils tail Aus Songtexte Mania