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Spoken: Dee de dee, doesn't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there, you're gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know...it's about you. [Verse 1] You dropped out of school cause you're smarter than everybody I got three words for you dumbass, â??Ding, fries readyâ? You try to outrun a bull, but nobody's that fast That's how you end up, with a horn stuck up your ass Roethlisberger needs no helmet cause he's a star But the year the bus left, he got hit by a car You wanna go huntin' for quail someplace Don't go with Cheney, he'll put a fuckin shot in your face If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air I ain't upset you ended up in that wheelchair You ignore all the warnings, yeah you light up a smoke Now you have to talk with a machine through your throat [Chorus] How many idiots can there be? Some say that it's 1 out of 3 If you don't know then take it from me You're the dee dee dee (spoken) you you you Songtextedee dee dee And if you are a Dee Please don't marry a Dee Cause then your kids will be (what? what?) Dee dee dee (spoken) dee dee dee [Verse 2] You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq But you voted Bush in twice what were you smokin, crack? Didn't get a prenup, though you knew she was a skank Now you've got herpes and she's got half your bank You were on top of the world with â??Hit Me Baby One More Timeâ? Only a stupid bitch would marry Kevin Federline You drink and drive and you think it's okay Now you're cell mate's weavin in and out the â??hershey highwayâ? When you put tigers on your show and they can't be free They'll bite your neck off and then you'll say (chokingly) â??dee dee deeâ? (cough) [Chorus] How many idiots can there be? Some say that it's 1 out of 3 If you don't know then take it from me You're the dee dee dee (spoken) you you you Eee dee dee And if you are a Dee Please don't marry a Dee It's genetics don't you see? Your kids will be dee dee dee (spoken) That's what they're gonna be: DEE DEE DEE!!! [Verse 3] Parents are to blame for all these dee dee dee's Letting their kids drop out and not get GED's You keep your kids inside cause there's freaks on the loose But yet you let them drink from Michael Jackson's â??Jesus Juiceâ?? You don't care when your kids come home with D's from class What you need to do is get some balls and beat that ass He isn't stupid, you say he's got A.D.D. It's that his mom and his dad are both dee dee dee! [Bridge] This test is too hard! (So they lower the standards) I'm not good at sports! (So they give them all trophies) My dad used to spank me (So they lower the standards) I'm too fat for this seat (So they widen the standards) They say no cause I'm black (So they lower the standards) They say no cause I'm white (So they lower the standards) They say no cause I'm Asian (So they lower the standards) No habla Englais (So we all become Spaniards) And you wake up one day and you don't have the skills To get a better job so you're stuck on the grill You're wondering why Julio took your job But you forget to see, you're as dumb as a knob Your ass is too fat to get out of the house While you're eating more food trying to figure it out So they outsource your job to some guy named Habib Cause he works harder than you and he's got 5 degrees And you're asking yourself how could this happen to me I'll tell you why, homie! Cause you're....dee dee dee Dee dee dee Dee dee dee Aus Songtexte Mania