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Ho ho ho! Play it Grandpa. [Yeah, play it!] Let's tell them a little story about what happened this Christmas. [Yeah, tell them!] Christmas Eve I didn't get much sleep I kept hearing things heavy breathing from the chimney... who could it be? [I'll tell you what it was...] [What happened then, Ben?] [Yeah, what happened?] Well, I went back to sleep... [You went back to sleep?!] [Shit!] Tired man, went back to sleep. and in the morning I couldn't believe my eyes oh well, the corpse with a long, white beard was dangling over the fire Songtexte [ha ha ha!] oh, Santa, he's a big, fat fuck went down the chimney, got his fat ass stuck oh, honey call the lawyers fast, 'cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass hey, hey, hey! [hey!] Okay Grandpa, step up. Sing in this thing right here. Tell them what you saw, tell them what you saw, Grandpa! I gotta tell you folks he wasn't wearing no clothes [No clothes?!] he must have rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco from his back, down to his toes while I was talking to the cops outside, the dog was lickin' Crisco off of his thighs they hauled him away in a double-wide what a sad, sad way to die Santa, he's a big, fat fuck went down the chimney, got his fat ass oh, honey call the lawyers fast, Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass Aus Songtexte Mania