Ben Folds Five

Cool Whip
Don't know much about birds and bees About your cash and your mysterious appointments Wondered where you could have ducked out of sight 'Til we saw your appointment hanging on your arm last night Checkin' out Don't go checkin' out Cool Whip, uh oh oh That tops it off We think you'd better cool it Cool Whip, uUh oh oh That tops it off We think you'd better cool it down Seen it happen all a hundred times It's like a trap or going off to jail Remember Ken and the girl who roped him in? Well she got fat and now they're living in a trailer Your checkin' out Don't go checkin' out Got your pick of any girl in the world I ain't no sissy but you could do much better It seems that I'm the only one who's immune No little girl's gonna tell me what to do SongtexteYou need to have your little fun with the boys Out drinking on a Friday Kick some ass and play some poker Your saying shit that don't sound too cool Like 'lovey-lovey-honey-bunny' Gives us all a break, dude You're checkin' out Aus Songtexte Mania