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Wearing cut-up jean shorts, or maybe a tracksuit Driving to the school in my Chevy Nova Between my legs is a super-bug gulp cup of Coca-Cola I may be a skid but my kids don't drink Coca-Cola, they'll drink lemonade. For you, I'd be a skidly dad 'Cause you are so cute, you knock me off my ten-speed and a smashed up six-pack For you, I'd be a skidly dad 'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away. Saturday afternoons, watching wrestling VHS Teaching my kids the Iron Sheik's finishing move: the Camel Clutch 'Cause I know in my mind my kids will be able soon to beat my weak ass SongtexteSo I better slap them in the Camel Clutch while I still can. For you, I'd be a skidly dad 'Cause you are so cute, I fall off my ten-speed and smash my six-pack For you, I'd be a skidly dad 'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away Until I am declared legally dead. Aus Songtexte Mania