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As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock n' roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold 7 figure income from a 6 string guitar Dating gorgeous women and driving custom cars And then it happened when my record went gold Then I'm thinkin' what will I do when I get old Can't live forever as the king of rock That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks Chorus: I've got Sex, drugs, & RRSPs SongtexteI'm a rock n' roller with financial security Sex, drugs, & RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equities I'm a modern rebel with a cause I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws Fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone On stage I run around like some animal But all my money's in a compound annual This life is dangerous but I don't care Because I've got insurance on my guitar and my hair Chorus We used to be such a happy band Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan But Phil choked on his vomit And then Nick choked on his vomit And then Stan choked on his vomit And then so did Bob... What a bunch of idiots Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me Cuz now I'm getting all their royalties They would have spent it on women and booze But me I've got commodities that just won't lose Anything in life that I appreciate Is any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high Rock n' roll and real estate will never die Chorus Chorus Aus Songtexte Mania