Arrogant Worms

Forgive Us We're Canadian
We always say we're sorry We like to stand in line When you ask us how we're doing We always say "Just fine!" Forgive us, we're Canadian, We try hard to be nice, You too can be Canadian If you follow this advice. We disagree on everything But we try to be polite We don't believe in violence Except on hockey nights! We've adopted European ways Replacing yards with meters But we still must ask the question, "How many miles in a litre?" Forgive us, we're Canadian, We try hard to be nice, You too can be Canadian If you follow this advice. We can talk for hours of end About the constitution SongtexteWhich is dry as toast but sure as heck Beats war or revolution. We don't much like to wave the flag We find patriotism shocking So we celebrate on Canada Day By going cross-border shopping! Forgive us, we're Canadian, We try hard to be nice, You too can be Canadian If you follow this advice. We know how to dress for winter We're not afraid of snow! And we love our country quietly And hope Quebec won't go! Forgive us, we're Canadian And that some might think us bland But there's nowhere that we'd rather live Than this vast and frozen land! Aus Songtexte Mania