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Bagpipes
I am a piper Proud to be a Scot And if you hate the pipes You're obviously not A smart-minded man You must be quite lame But with me pipes I'm sure I can tame The idiot in you It's not that hard I'll break a bottle And shove a few shards Up yer arse And then you'll yell To the sweet music of the bagpipes And then you'll go to hell Aus Songtexte Mania