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[phone ringing] [Female] Hello [Spitball] Ay yo, put Simon on the line [Simon Sayz] Hello, who's this? [Spitball] This Spitball, what's going down tonight? [Simon Sayz] Same as every other night We're gonna find some freaks and swerve [Verse 1: Simon Sayz] I always got ten or twenty beauty girls within my reach I'm the chief lifeguard at your local nude beach Wham bam on the sand, make you scream for more I pull freaks like the Taj, pull bodies from the shore Close the door I'm here to up the ante My mouth starts to water when eatable pannies Get pushed in my face, I gotta take a taste I do all my thinking below my waist Chase Virgin girls Bad mama-jamas I move fast like a Suzuki Kadana Tie you up with your bandana I like juicy cherries, you like big bananas We're a match made in heaven, girl You know I'm bigger than a Boeing Triple 7, so SongtexteLet's get naked, leave your high heels on I get my groove on your futon, then move on [Chorus:] [Simon Sayz] Let's swerve [Earthquake Institute] Swerve [Simon Sayz] Come on girl, let's rock it Swerve [Earthquake Institute] Swerve [Female] You know I'm down, let's rock it [Chorus] [Verse 2: Spitball] I'm not Grandmaster, but I Flash the hoes By the window Yellin', "There's a party over here" Brush my teeth, gargle with beer Wipe the kicks Press my shirt, then it's time to swerve Instead of words in my nerves When I speak Nerds convert to pervs Overnight This rapper loves to bite Soft skinned women with bigger thighs Than Earl Campbell Don't change the dirty channel Leavin' bedroom scents in chambel, when I mack It's a gamble Put ya money on this thug Hey strippers We can wrestle in the mud On the first night Do the rough bambada My name is Spitball, not Erik Estrada Can you dig? We live for the gigs And lickin' Asian chicks and Afro wigs [Chorus x2: Spitball] [Verse 3: Simon Sayz] Here to stay, boys, thrills, and Sir Desole I watch X-rated Japanese anime First prize at the Miss Teen USA A date with Simon Sayz, dinner and dancin' Romancing, girl I'll get you out your baby doll While I cap jawls and lots of alcohol I got it all Crawl into my sheets I'll rock you to sleep with my Latin beat Keep An extra girl on standby She keeps her one way wide opened So I can land mines Jumbo jet Where it's hot and wet I had hot sex with girls I barely met [Spitball:] I'm the homie that can swerve, smack, dab ya to a wall Get up Then walk through a bar room brawl And have a fall So follow my lead And drink what I drink, I think I got what you need For the night We'll swerve left and right Right into a Motel Six where my girlfriend's Waitin' With toys for the session I give her a kiss and undress [Chorus x2: The Earthquake Institute] [scratching various samples] Aus Songtexte Mania