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Well Tally ho! Yippy ki-yi-ya! Narf! Zort! Let's burn the ship and throw the kids overboard I'm bored (I'm bored) I need something to do How 'bout we go free all the animals in the zoo [huh huh that would be cool] Or we could just sit here and drool I'm a fool, I dropped out of school at age three Then I chased my little brother up a tree Ya see I'm a twisted guy, fly six miles high Live in a pig sty, refuse to comply With the safe, plain, cautious way to do things I found my puppet master and I cut all his strings And then I wrapped them tight around his throat Blew a hole in the castle, threw his ass in the moat Now I'm free [free!] free to reak havoc Run around foamin' at the mouth like I'm rabid Bitin' everybody I'm near in the rear Do you see where I'm comin' from? Somewhere over here I'm out to have fun, this is how it's done (dum-ditty-ditty-dum, big, big fun) Normal is boring, same is mundane You can't really have fun until you lose your brain So rip it out through your nose or cut open your head And you'll be kinda like me [brain dead] Keep people confused make everybody guess SongtexteForget V.E.G I'm down wit' P.M.S I go to bed, go insane, then I go into debt I do the Thorazine Shuffle? every chance that I get That's just a start, just a part of the madness Can't get a girl I make love to my mattress That's just it, Dementia Divine I wanna go to Minnesota to see the biggest ball of twine [His brain is cooked] my brain is fried My I.Q. will raise 30 points when I die Enough about me I wanna go have fun Let's stare for hours into the sun Then we can pick fleas off of each other Walk through the drive-thru, mumble and stutter Bet our life savings on a horse on a hunch Then go out to the graveyard and dig up some lunch I roll around in my own feces for a while If someone walks by I just sit there and smile I put on underwear where it doesn't belong And have a marathon of all the "Whoomp! There It Is!" songs That'll keep me busy for a couple of days I'll take a month off from work and make fish filets I'll give my dog a shower in Niagara Falls And put him in the microwave to dry him off Oops, that didn't quite rhyme, but who cares Here we go, lions and tigers and bears Oh my, wonder why? I'm a putz you see I got None of the Above goin' nuts with me [deaf , dumb and brain dead- brain dead] Sit BooBoo, sit, roll over and play dead Let's all go p lay in traffic a while Spin around and around till we cough up bile My body odor floats from coast to coast 'Cause I only take a shower once a month at the most My underwear's full o' holes, crusty, fermented Sudden Death, Devo Spice, Brain Dead, Demented Aus Songtexte Mania