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Look into my headlights, stand there frozen Hit 'em and the impact of the car explodes 'em Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road While amphibians create Road Toad A La Mode I can get drinks that aren't served in any bar Whenever I get hungry I just hop in my car And downshift, gun it, do you understand why? I got a craving for a little bit of Pit Bull Pot Pie With just a dash of armadillo sauce Then I put it in reverse and go get the main course A cute, fuzzy, furry, little Irish Setter Under glass is fine, but under tire is better Nourishment Animals are my selection Pavement Cooks 'em to a fine perfections Customized car got spikes in the front Their easier targets if you give 'em a blunt But that's no challenge that makes liverwurst They taste a lot better if you hunt them down first Eat every part, nothing will make you sick You can even eat every last flea and tick It doesn't matter if the animal is still breathing The pus and the mucus make very nice seasoning SongtexteYou don't have to eat one critter at a time Bits and pieces of all species can really taste fine I reccomend a squirrels intestines and lung Wrapped in the stomach of a dog with its tongue What a thrill Automotive necromany Roadkill Highway's own delicacy Dinner is easier to find than you think And you'll always have animal's piss to drink So you'll never go hungry, your lunch may move fast But I guarantee you'll catch it if your car has any gas If you kill something bigger than a deer where you are You may have a little trouble getting it into your car For that situation you're not out of luck You can kill and eat a rhino if you get a tow truck I don't break I speed up for animals And all of you who think we're nothing but cannibals You've all killed with your car at one time or another So it doesn't take much to be a road kill lover Aus Songtexte Mania