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God damn, why don't you get a life I know beauty is only skin deep, you're right But ugly goes down to the bone So how's your love life, still holdin' your own? Ya know I just saved your rear I killed a shit eatin' dog on the way over here Don't get embarrassed, no need to blush But you're so full of shit that the toilet won't flush What's that stuff comin' out of your toes Yo, you got a big green thing on the end of your nose As for looks you're a gonner So ugly no dog would ever want to piss on you The I.Q. of a slug Got hit by a cup and said you got mugged And I really think it's funny That you sold the car when you needed gas money You're hopeless man, you ain't got no class So fat it takes two trips just to haul ass And for your first kiss you had to beg Couldn't get laid if you were made like an egg And when's the last time you showered Man you smell like you died back in 1985 I guess there's nothing I can do But I tell you one thing, man, it must suck to be you When you were born the doctor slapped your mother SongtexteAnd thought the afterbirth was gonna be your twin brother And you grew up broke And nobody fixed you so now you're a joke Because you're just so wide That when you walk down the street there ain't no other side And you were just outta luck When you jumped in the air and your ass got stuck Took a trip went to visit Japan And they thought Godzilla came back again Your house redefines the bad mess I can't believe that you failed your blood test I got some bad news for ya, don't cry I told your mom to act her age and the bitch died What diseases you got? Man I heard that During phone sex the hoes make you wear a jimmy hat Now I'm not trying to be rude But you don't get crabs from eatin' sea food And if you wanna clean your ears, my God Buy some Q-Tips, quit usin' tampons You don't sweat much for a fat bastard Put your car in drive and it might go faster Go play in traffic if you got nothing else to do Damn, it's really gotta suck to be you Aus Songtexte Mania