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I've been growin' my cactus since birth and I'll tell you that It's even more fun to have than a Chia Pet Fun's just begun, when I take it off the shelf I play with it with friends or when I'm by myself Flourishing nightly by the light of the full moon It always stands erect when in full bloom More powerful than the starship Enterprise Took it to a show and my cactus won a prize All attempts to control it have been foiled I plant my cactus and it gets soiled Girls are impressed when they happen to come upon it At night when I go to work I put a cover on it I got a cat and the pussy likes to play with it If I keep up the good work she'sll stay with it I grow it for keeps but I know when I'm licked One girl wasn't careful when she touched it and she got pricked Beware of my cactus when I turn it loose But I know you're gonna love my cactus juice I've seen cactuses that have seen better days Take good care and it grows a little every day Even if you don't like me I would guess that When you see my cactus you're gonna be impressed I know it can suit your needs, can't it? Doesn't matter where it's always ready to be planted My cactus is special so I wrote a poem It's in a class by itself so it hangs alone If you don't like the way I'm goin' at this You can kick my ass, but please don't kick my cactus Aus Songtexte Mania