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Things That Make You Go... I was at a club, sittin' with my friends Watchin' all the girls as they walked on through She came from behind put her hands on my eyes In a very soft voice, she said "guess who" I didn't have a clue, didn't recognize the voice Her fingers seemed wrinkled so I did my only choice I turned around slow and opened my eyes And nothing could have ever prepared my for the surprise She said "I'm a walking sex machine" But the ho was no younger than 73 Flabby grandma breasts hanging down to her waist Cellulite flappin' all over the place Sportin' spandex shorts bright pink and green She sat on my lap and broke my knee She breathed in my face and my lunch came up She's sickening Things That Make You Go... Here's what I ordered, started the horror In some restaurant south of the border Chicken and rice with a little bit of spice They made it sound good but it looked like wood Cut into the chicken, thought it was fried SongtexteMaggotts came out and my appetite died The U.F.O.'s were served in sets Those are Undigestible Frying Objects The rice was plastic flavored with bugs Soda was nothing but carbonated blood I thought maybe the salad would be safe But the skunk cabbage gave it a terrible taste And the chocolate pudding, I don't know how made it I know what it looked like, I don't wanna say it The food tasted better as it came back up Things That Make You Go... Me and a friend went out to see a film A good horror flick with a lot of kills All night horror man I love that stuff But I didn't know my friend would take it so rough Seven bucks some soda and food I was in a pure intense gore mood The movie started, man I couldn't wait People were dying left and right it was great Time went by and the body count grew My friend just didn't know what to do My boy kept telling me, "Yo, I feel sick I better get out of this theater quick" I said "calm down, I know you'll be fine" So I was wrong, I couldn't read his mind The look on his face said vomit was near He said "I never should have watched..." Things That Make You Go... Hey ladies, have you ever seen a guy Who's ugly as sin and you don't know why But he kisses your lips and he says "hey toots" And now you feel as bad as he looks And then he's there with zits on his face So many in fact that skin is a waste He talks to you like there's nothing wrong But then he pops 'em and the pus flies long Mysterious smells just materialize Your lungs implode and there's tears in your eyes It ain't no use for you to plug your nose I wonder who farted when the elevator closed Dressed to express but he looks like a geek And he hasn't showered in three or four weeks You come home late and throw up in the sink Things That Make You Go... Aus Songtexte Mania