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Pain supreme, keep the open cut clean But only where there's hair otherwise it doesn't count But even if there's not an open cut anywhere Put a band-aid on, pull it slow and shout Eyebrows seem to be one of the best Or if you got a hairy chest slap one on there too Then peel it off, nice and slow It's a whole new experience every time you do It's a rush of pain, all through your head You shout and scream like you know karate This is a song for people who enjoy Rippin' band-aids off hairy parts of your body [chorus] So join the Hair Club Rip it off C'mon join the Hair Club Rip it off When you're alone in your house and there's nothing to do The medicine cabinet holds all the fun Call up your friends grab a stack of band-aids You'll thank me for this when the fun's begun When you first start doing this Hair on your arms and legs will do just fine But when you feel that it's time to move on SongtexteA beard and a moustache will blow your mind This is an experience you'll never forget It soon will set your mind at ease And if you feel like becoming an artist Nasal hairs are a masterpiece Give it a try you got nothing to lose Even if you're embarrassed don't be scared to blush Tear it on off, slow or fast Underarm hair is a hell of a rush [chorus] Give it some time and I'm sure you'll meet People who enjoy ripping band-aids off They're very laid back worked out frustration They're always clean shaven and their skin is soft Other people think that they're all masochists But it's no different then using Epilady I beg to differ from the popular opinion I'm sane, it's the rest of the world who's crazy Band-aids here shove a band-aid there Shove a band-aid anywhere it'll fit And the final step, for experts only Pubic hair is the ultimate [chorus] Aus Songtexte Mania